One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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