Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
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