don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
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The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
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I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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