I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
You made out with two different species that night
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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