awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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