Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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