Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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