I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
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I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
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Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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