I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
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I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
My ass is underappreciated
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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