is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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