3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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