I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
love makes seman taste better
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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