Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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