And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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