what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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