Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
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I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
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When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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