did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
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he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
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