First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
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No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
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Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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