i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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