Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
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TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
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2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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