Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
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you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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