I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
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I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
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The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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