I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
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ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
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cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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