I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
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She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
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...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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