why didn't you poke me back
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
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The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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