oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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