One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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