youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Girls should come with a carfax report
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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