On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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