And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
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She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
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I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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