Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
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there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
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He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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