"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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