i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
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as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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