He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
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EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
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He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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