dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
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I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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