this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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