i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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