His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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