He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
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his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
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You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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