PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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