I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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