im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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