Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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