How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
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So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
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I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
is that a dick in a sweater?
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