I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
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She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
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That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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