I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
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trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
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He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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