Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
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I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
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Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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