she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
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Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I'm way too hungover for life right now
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
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