I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
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apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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