Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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