Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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