guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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