What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
