Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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