took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
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you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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