yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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